8. The Victory-Sleeper
One arm raised, as if triumphing over bedtime itself. Lazy level: Unpredictably High. You have main-character energy… but only when unconscious.
What Does It All Mean?
Nothing scientifically concrete, of course—except that sleep is personal, strange, and hilariously expressive. Your favorite sleep position might hint at how chill, chaotic, or comfort-driven you are. And if it suggests you’re a little lazy? Well, maybe that’s just your body’s way of telling you to enjoy your rest.
Because let’s be honest: we all deserve a little laziness now and then.
