JOKE OF THE DAY: A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks. The officer says sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a flock of ducks wandering around downtown. Take them to the zoo immediately!” The old man nods, agrees, and drives off. The next day, the officer spots the same pickup truck, still full of ducks—but this time, all the ducks are wearing sunglasses. Frustrated, the officer pulls the man over again and exclaims, “I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo!”

The officer couldn’t help but laugh, shaking his head at the unusual situation, realizing that sometimes life in a small town was stranger than fiction. In another story from the same town, the same officer had a run-in with a speeding motorist. “Officer, I can explain,” said the man nervously. “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.” “But officer, I just wanted to say…” “And I said keep quiet! You’re going to jail!” The man sighed, resigning himself to his fate.
Hours later, the officer peeked in and remarked that the chief would be in a good mood because he was at his daughter’s wedding. “Don’t count on it,” the prisoner replied, grinning. “I’m the groom.” Even in small towns, humor and unexpected twists are never far away. From ducks in sunglasses to weddings and speeding tickets, life finds a way to make ordinary days unforgettable. And sometimes, a little laughter—whether from animals or clever townsfolk—is exactly what everyone needs to brighten their day.