He Froze My Car Because It “Ruined His View.” I Gave Him a Surprise He’ll Never Forget.

My neighbor “ICED” MY CAR” because it spoiled the view from his house — so I brought him a SURPRISE he’ll never forget.
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I’m 34. My name’s Gideon. Married, one kid, quiet street — until my neighbor decided my “CHEAP” car ruined his view and turned it into an ice sculpture at 2 a.m.

You know those perfect neighborhoods with trimmed lawns and fake smiles? That’s mine. We’re not rich. We’re “fine if nothing breaks.” I drive a beat-up 2009 Honda Civic. Paid off. Ugly. Reliable.

Across the street lives Vernon. Mid-50s. Quiet-rich. Perfect house. Perfect driveway. The kind of guy who assumes he’s better.

The first thing he ever said to me wasn’t hello.

“IS THAT… YOUR DAILY DRIVER?”

After that came the comments. About my car. Our lights. Our “standards.” I did my best to ignore him.

Then my son Rowan got sick.

Five years old. Burning up. 104.5. My wife was out of town. The nurse said, “ER. Now.”

I ran outside with Rowan — and froze.

My car was ENCASED IN ICE. Doors. Windows. Handles. Solid.

I scraped. Sprayed. Nothing.