We all have that one sleeping position we default to the moment our head hits the pillow. Maybe you curl into a neat little ball, sprawl like a starfish, or clutch your pillow like it’s your emotional support plushie. According to the playful chart above, your preferred pose might say something about just how lazy you truly are.
Of course, none of this is backed by medical research—but it is backed by pure fun. So let’s dive into what your go-to sleep pose says about your inner sloth.
1. The Side-Leaner
You look like you’re halfway through a dream conversation. Lazy level: Moderate. You’re relaxed, but ready to argue with your alarm clock.2. The Pillow-Hugging Acrobat
Your limbs are everywhere. The pillow has become both a mattress and emotional support object. Lazy level: High. If sleeping were a sport, you’d win—while expending the least effort possible.
